Songs BETA
Guitar-wielding, quick-fire lyrics, catchy tunes, too many trick rhymes and puns.
January 2024
The Local Facebook Group - Original versionOriginalStudio
the original mix with its original video, which took a lot of putting together
28 January 2024
February 2024
Friz and Edi and MeJingle
a promo song for a show we were doing at the Leicester Comedy Festival
14 February 2024
March 2024
Princess of Wales Photoshop FailOriginal
when the Princess of Wales released a clearly edited photograph and nobody knew why. A satirical song.
11 March 2024Andy's Man CubParodyImprovised
sort of improvised, sort of a parody – this was a bit I half planned and had to make up on stage
13 March 2024Oscar's House - LiveOriginalLive
this song was written for live work, and this is it in Chilwell Garage in Nottingham
24 March 2024April 2024
Trump 2024 CampaignAI
an early AI video when the idea of Donald Trump being president again still seemed ridiculous
13 April 2024October (Doggy)AI
What was meant to be a song like "September" turned into a sad song about the loss of a dog in a relationship breakdown.
17 April 2024
May 2024
Cyclists with Helmet CamsAI
mocking the passive aggressive helmet cammed cyclists out there, trying to entrap other road users into fights
13 May 2024Elon's Bedside - First versionOriginal
this is the songlet which was extended later to make an album version
20 May 2024Wishy Washy RishiOriginal
a close harmony mocking of the Prime Minister announcing the election in the rain
25 May 2024June 2024
Birthday Song - ShipstonOriginal
Bespoke song performed at a birthday party
1 June 2024The Return of FarageAI
a sarcastic anthem about how “great” it is to have Reform in the political landscape
4 June 2024Poor Little RishiOriginal
another auto-tuned harmony about the ex-leader of the Conservatives during the election
12 June 2024
Keir Starmer the Tool Maker's Boy - original shortAI
The version which led to the single release
15 June 2024Keir Starmer the Tool Maker's BoyAI
A song about Keir Starmer who is always banging about the fact that his father was a tool maker. A full version
17 June 2024
Provoking Pricks for Clicks - First versionOriginal
this was a single verse throwaway version of the song which I extended soon after to go on my album
18 June 2024Wedding Roast - CheltenhamOriginal
Bespoke song performed at a wedding
22 June 2024July 2024
No Rishi No SkyAI
based on an idea from Okse, this is a Bob Marley song about Rishi Sunak not having Sky TV
4 July 2024
The Only Guy Comedian Without a PodcastOriginal
I felt like I was the only one of my peers not podcasting... er... I podcast a bit these days!
5 July 2024Summary of Doctor Who’s Warrior’s Gate Episode 1Original
a silly song I wrote for a private Doctor Who forum
16 July 2024Clacton Needs AnswersOriginal
why Farage needed to rush to the states (a rare song about him that’s not AI)
17 July 2024August 2024
September 2024
If You Were a WomanImprovised
from “ask a comedian” where the game was to answer questions – and I did them in song
5 September 2024
Spit on HimImprovised
in the peak of the Hawk Tuah girl, suddenly we all wonder what the spit on him song sounded like
16 September 2024The Plumber's Love SonImprovised
a mental health nurse and a plumber were on the front row, I serenaded them
21 September 2024October 2024
Hinton and HassabisAI
A topical song about the winners of the Nobel prize for AI being rather against its wholesale adoption.
10 October 2024
They're The Skeptics With a K - AI interpolationAI
For a bit of fun, I took the tune from the Skeptics with a K podcast and wrote some lyrics related to it, letting AI force the lyrics into the music. Ultimately this would have broken the licence of their stock music had they played it. So it remained a secret track.
28 October 2024November 2024
Birthday Song - MickletonOriginal
Bespoke song performed at a birthday party
2 November 2024Illuminated ExpectationsAI
a song about misadventures going to Blackpool, written for the wife and son of a fellow comic
17 November 2024Who Wants to be a Comedian Over ThereAI
a Cole Porter tribute about bad gig arrangements in Japan
21 November 2024December 2024
You're Watching BBC NewsAI
This took the voice of one of their newsreaders and tried to interpolate it into a song.
5 December 2024Sooty vs Turkey BasterImprovised
not entirely made up on the spot, but the lyrics were rattled out onto paper in the interval, and I made up the tune as I worked through them
5 December 2024Mouth TrumpetOriginal
a song without words made from a single take on the mouth trumpet
11 December 2024