Ashley Frieze

Is Wasting His Time

The long awaited tricky third album is now available on your favourite streaming services.

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A 31 track album with a mix of songs taken from popular online videos, live jokes, and much material written, extended, or remixed especially for this release.

It's a cheerfully misanthropic exploration of the futility of trying in a terminally online world... quite sweary... would recommend.

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Articles

Press Release 1 - Ashley Frieze Is Wasting His Time
Backstory of the album and its songs from Ashley's Blog

Track Listing

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31 July 2025
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BMI Baby
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The challenges of being overweight.

31 July 2025
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Mediumship
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My reply to the psychics targeting me on social media advertising.

31 July 2025
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WD40
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A song about the many uses of WD40

31 July 2025
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Silent Disco
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The summer (and easter) Edinburgh city pests set to music

31 July 2025
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The Strimming Incident
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A song about the time I accidentally strimmed my own shin.

31 July 2025
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Oscar's House
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The perils of South African travel

31 July 2025
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Felt Tips Everywhere
Felt Tips EverywhereOriginalStudio

A pun

31 July 2025
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The Naming of Popstars
The Naming of PopstarsOriginalStudio

Pop star names and puns

31 July 2025
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Don't Send Me a Voicenote
Don't Send Me a VoicenoteOriginalStudio

A heartfelt plea about voicenotes

31 July 2025
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I'm Not Coming
I'm Not ComingOriginalStudio

Why I didn't come to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2025

31 July 2025
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Highway Code
Highway CodeOriginalStudio

A cheeky song about dogging

31 July 2025
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Your Tattoos Look Ridiculous
Your Tattoos Look RidiculousOriginalStudio

What I think about your tattoos

31 July 2025
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Why is Hugh Bonneville Always Whispering?
Why is Hugh Bonneville Always Whispering?OriginalStudio

The acting style of Hugh Bonneville

31 July 2025
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Elon's Bedside
Elon's BedsideOriginalStudio

A song about Elon Musk's bedside table

31 July 2025
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The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
The Meeting That Should Have Been an EmailOriginalStudio

A brass band complaint about unnecessary meetings

31 July 2025
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The Local Facebook Group
The Local Facebook GroupOriginalStudio

The frustrations and pains of your local FB group

31 July 2025
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I Will Die on This Hill
I Will Die on This HillOriginalStudio

A pun about hiking

31 July 2025
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You Can Always Take Your Pants Off
You Can Always Take Your Pants OffOriginalStudio

Advice about the ultimate plan B

31 July 2025
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Provoking Pricks For Clicks
Provoking Pricks For ClicksOriginalStudio

How it feels being a rage baiter

31 July 2025
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You're Going to Have to Admit it
You're Going to Have to Admit itOriginalStudio

Cheerful people drive you mad

31 July 2025
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Billionaires Are Going to Space
Billionaires Are Going to SpaceOriginalStudio

The trend of the rich entertaining themselves in space

31 July 2025
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Speech Isn't Free
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What exactly are you going to do with this free speech?

31 July 2025
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The Only Video on the Internet
The Only Video on the InternetOriginalStudio

Sponsorship isn't for me

31 July 2025
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Grow Your Bush to Save the World
Grow Your Bush to Save the WorldOriginalStudio

A childish song about environment and "The Bush"

31 July 2025
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Subtitles
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A song about watching videos on the toilet with subtitles, an elongated version for the album

31 July 2025
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WhatsApp Woes
WhatsApp WoesOriginalStudio

What it feels like with everyone WhatsApping you

31 July 2025
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I'm Sorry I Overreacted to Your Social Media Post
I'm Sorry I Overreacted to Your Social Media PostOriginalStudio

Nobody really even reads social media posts

31 July 2025
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New Guy on the Weekly Call
New Guy on the Weekly CallOriginalStudio

That one guy on the call who is not helping

31 July 2025
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Wifi Hotpot
Wifi HotpotOriginalStudio

A strange tale of misunderstandings and recipes

31 July 2025
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Given Up on Never Giving Up
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What if Rick Astley regretted his choices?

31 July 2025
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