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I'm turning your comments into comedy songs! 🎶Spoken Word
I'm turning your comments into comedy songs! 🎶 A comedy song writing challenge where you're in charge of what happens next. If you want to hear a song about it, then drop a suggestion. Be careful what you wish for.
3 January 2026
Song Challenge #1 - Romanian boy with dreams of being a West End star a writing challenge songOriginal
A Romanian boy with dreams of being a West End star.
6 January 2026Song Challenge #2 - The Santa Piece of Coal ExpeditionOriginal
A boy with a complaint for Santa.
9 January 2026Song Challenge #3 - Backflipping Trampoline DogOriginal
A dog learning to backflip on a trampoline.
12 January 2026Song Challenge #4 - The Animal City Where Popcorn is IllegalOriginal
A city full of animals where popcorn is illegal.
13 January 2026Song Challenge #5 - When You’re on Social Media But Need a WeeOriginal
Needing a wee, but being stuck on social media.
14 January 2026Song Challenge #6 - Cheating Bridie BoyOriginal
Someone caught cheating and punished with pastry.
15 January 2026Song Challenge #7 - A Girl Called PuddingOriginal
A relationship with a girl called Pudding.
17 January 2026Song Challenge #9 - Up The Boro'Original
Middlesbrough being promoted. Song writing challenge
20 January 2026Song Challenge #10 - The Buttered Slice of ToastOriginal
A weird series of events leading to toast. Song writing challenge
21 January 2026Song Challenge #11 - Don't Eat Soap - Lush is Not a Sweet ShopOriginal
Why you shouldn't eat soap, even nice ones. Song writing challenge
22 January 2026Song Challenge #16 - Kermit Ghost PepperHybrid
Kermit the Frog eating a Ghost Pepper.
28 January 2026Song Challenge #17 - You Need RedbullOriginal
A motorcycle accident and a can of redbull.
29 January 2026Song Challenge #21 - Animal Crossing AnimeHybrid
Animal Crossing New Leaf in the style of Anime.
4 February 2026Song Challenge #23 - Deep and Searing PainOriginal
Heartbreaking song about pain and hurt.
6 February 2026Song Challenge #24 - You're Not a LoserOriginal
How if you've experienced loss, you're not a loser.
8 February 2026Song Challenge #25 - Faster Than the Speed of LightOriginal
Queen-inspired song about faster than light travel.
9 February 2026Song Challenge #26 - Desperately Seeing AdorationOriginal
Why we're all begging for followers and likes.
10 February 2026Song Challenge #28 - Explosive DiarrhoeaOriginal
Heartbreak and explosive diarrhoea.
12 February 2026Song Challenge #29 - Unusual Time SignatureOriginal
Complicated and unusual time signatures.
13 February 2026Song Challenge #31 - If I Were a TreeOriginal
Trees, or is it? A little bit of arborial smut.
15 February 2026Song Challenge #32 - Rice KrispiesOriginal
A particular brand of breakfast cereal - Rice Krispies.
18 February 2026Song Challenge #33 - Fifty Different Sorts of LightbulbOriginal
The bewildering array of different light bulbs.
19 February 2026Song Challenge #34 - Four StringsOriginal
Bass players who use more than four strings, as requested by a bass player who uses more than four strings.
20 February 2026Song Challenge #36 - Loo BreakOriginal
Being on a long car journey in traffic and needing the loo.
23 February 2026Song Challenge #37 - Dad Jokes, Bad JokesOriginal
Silly one liners and other assorted dad jokes.
24 February 2026Song Challenge #39 - Cancelled CartoonsOriginal
Our childhood cartoons getting cancelled.
26 February 2026Song Challenge #46 - Welsh MaryOriginal
The wonderful Welsh Mary in the Motorway Services.
16 March 2026Song Challenge #50 - The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Facts of LineOriginal
Mutant ninja turtles and the birds and the bees.
15 April 2026Song Challenge #53 - Builder's TeaOriginal
Everything you wanted to know about a special brew that's not Special Brew
18 April 2026Song Challenge #55 - InconsequentialOriginal
Whether life's inconsequential or has meaning.
22 April 2026
Song Challenge #56 - Macca BananaOriginal
Paul McCartney eating an unpeeled banana. Channelling my inner Mitch Benn
26 April 2026Song Challenge #62 - Nasty New York AirOriginal
The air quality in New York City. Channeling Sting for this.
2 May 2026Song Challenge #64 - Ex In The AtticHybrid
Sitcom theme tune for a show called Ex In The Attic.
5 May 2026Song Challenge #65 - Secretly CheeseOriginal
A girl who is secretly cheese, packed with cheese puns.
6 May 2026Song Challenge #68 - Balaclava Phone ThiefOriginal
A song about a mysterious phone thief wearing a balaclava.
10 May 2026
Song Challenge #69 - Skid MarkOriginal
When someone offers to follow you if you write a song about poo stains.
11 May 2026Song Challenge #70 - Toad is Flying the A PlaneOriginal
The request was for "Toad flying A Plane", so I gave them what they asked for
12 May 2026Song Challenge #71 - Chucky CheeseOriginal
A repeated request for a cock and bull story about the theft of some macaroni cheese in broad daylight!
13 May 2026Song Challenge #72 - Dementia Dinner LadyOriginal
The request is to write about the life of someone who serves food to Alzheimer's patients. To be honest, I sidestepped the rather poignant subject and wrote a song about messy eating.
15 May 2026Song Challenge #73 - Kitty SeanceOriginal
They think their screaming cat might be talking to ghosts, so here's a spooky song about cats and the occult
18 May 2026Song Challenge #74 - Tesco ParkingOriginal
Why you should park your car in the trolley park instead of a parking space.
19 May 2026Song Challenge #75 - Vaping DoggyOriginal
A song about a dog that stole a vape and then had a puff on it.
20 May 2026